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We all know the feeling, right? 1. Step 1 : The first thing you check if he or she is cuter than you.
Are they model material? Better looking than you? Or some rip off that reeks of fake Chanel but still not the same! 2. Step 2: You Stalk Them On Facebook!
Where
is this new person from, which college and list goes on…..God forbid if
you come across any couple pictures of them already. Its *report abuse*
straightaway! 3. Step 3: Depression, Major Depression
Why?
Because they moved on first and you are still sitting in your pyjamas
eating Nutella and watching big boss (oh wait even that ended, don’t
worry game of thrones is coming) 4. Step 4 : Complete Avoidance
You
hop/skip/jump every time you see them in a public place. Yes this is
why they taught athletics at school, so dodge every single glimpse of
the happy couple. 5. Step 5: You Ask Their Friends About How Serious Their Relationship Is?
Like hello? What if they send you a wedding invitation tomorrow , you have to be prepared! 6. Step 6: You Keep Refreshing Your Whatsapp
Or FB or Instagram, just to see what status or profile picture they put…. 7. Step 7: Getting A Makeover To Make Him / Her Jealous
Time
for some self pamering and heading to the salon/spa. Just because you
are going to a party where you may run into the happy couple. How can
you not put the new Gf/Bf down and look like a million so he knows what
he’s missed. And then if you’re broke before the month end- there is
always daddy dearest to go to! 8. Step 8: You Start Becoming More Social And Chatting To The Other Sex More.
It’s your time to find your special someone (to show off like duhh!) 9. Step 9: “Lets Be Friends!”
This
is one common dialogue every EX will come up with. Chutiyapa is saying
‘Hey! Now it’s just that we have move on, let’s just be friends!’ 10. Step 10: ONCE YOU FOUND THE NEW GUY, POSTING PICTURES STATUSES EVERYWHERE.
So the world knows you aren’t the asshole who jumps girls/guys, you
are a mature adult who takes their own time to move on and not rush.
Obviously.
Warning: Doing any of these things may just totally ruin V-Day for you! 1. Do NOT dress up like a Christmas tree and apply makeup like you apply frosting on a cake. 2. Do NOT gift her Please-be-mine Teddy Bears. FYI, she is not in school anymore! She grew up…. 3. Do NOT feel so overcome with joy and love on Valentine’s Day that you get a Tattoo of your partner’s name all over your body. 4. Surprising your
girlfriend by showing up with your MOM because you wish for a “chat
mangani pat shaadi thing”... No, not cool…This will then probably be
your last date. 5. Do not gift her a pretty dress with Size L when she wears a Size S or vice versa… 6. Do not take her out on a Sports/Action/Last Date… 7. Last but not the least; do NOT forget that its Valentine’s Day or you are damned.
1) Get ready for a month-long celebration….
And sometimes even more…
2) You will definitely find somebody dancing to the tunes of Mai teri
dushman, dushman tu mera and flaunting some real cool naagin moves.
3) All the Punjabi moms will be seen asking their poor kids to get food for them from various stalls!
4) Soni Kudiyaan all around….
5) And the search for potential Bahus begins!
6) Spotting the Dulha will always be an easy task.. Obviously with his clearly visible ‘noton ki mala’!
7)
“Haaye kinni soni lagdi hai hun, aeda number laa do hun” you will get
to hear this dialogue a lot of times from all the matchmaker aunties.
8) Also, a lot of college students (Read: Wedding Crashers) will be detected there for free food.
9) How can we forget the Car-o-bar when we are talking about a Punjabi wedding?
You will see a lot of uncles and even aunties near mama ji or chachaji’s car boot which would be the bar for the night!
10) Joote do, paise lo.. The favorite rasam for the ladki-walas…
Here are 10 things you definitely do in college
1. Make one friend who’ll be a friend for life!
2. Get drunk off some cheap booze!
3. Learn something you’ll know nothing about and take at least one subject that you think you may never use! EVER!
4. Listen to that one song that will become your anthem for life;
one that will always remind you of the good ole’ college days!
5. Pull an all-nighter studying for exams or doing some project work (we’ll all have this experience at least once)
6. Do something absolutely stupid after getting drunk (Warning: it could even get serious)
7. Ask a girl on a date!
8. Discover a passion for something; may be a subject or an activity that you didn’t know existed before.
9. Experience heartbreak! (Not much can be said about this one)
10. Know that you may never get so much freedom again!
What do you think are the unique things that you learnt from college
or are still learning in college that will stay with you forever? Write
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