11 Reasons Why Indians Are Considered ‘Howlarious’

Yes, WE ARE – there is no doubt in our minds and neither will you have any after reading this…

 

And here’s WHY!
1. We love crying.


We cry when we are happy, we cry when we are sad, we cry while watching movies/serials, while chopping onions, at marriage ceremonies, funerals, while doing anything and everything, anywhere and everywhere…!

2. We go to our favorite Italian restaurant for dinner and then come back home to raid the fridge and satiate ourselves with tempting and stomach filling dal, rice and sabzi.

Because East or West, maa ke haath ka khaana or ghar ka khaana is the best!

3. For us, weddings are like “langars.”


Because when we attend one, we decide to taste EVERYTHING – including all the soups, starters, dishes, desserts. Even if it means gulping down 3 bottles of digestive drinks after coming home!

4. When we come back from an international trip, our entire ‘PIND’ comes to pick us up from the airport.

And they don’t forget to spin us around in joy at least thrice and give big “jhappis” and “pappis” before taking us home.

5. We call all our friends, relatives, relatives’ relatives and friends’ friends only from our office landline.


Because, what’s office for if not to save your personal phone bill!?

6. And when we go out for pizza; we NEVER EVER EVER forget to fill our bag with free ketchup and oregano sachets….!


Because the world is running out of these items and they’re for FREE! And “mummy ke kaam aayega!” or “we’ve paid for it in the cost of the pizza” are our excuses.

7. Our favorite topic of discussion – when will Salman Khan get married? 


8. Doesn’t matter whether we’re upset or angry; these magical words can instantly lift up our moods - SALE / FREE / DISCOUNT!


9. We do not shy away from asking for extra dhaniya or green chilies and other free stuff even on making a 10 rupees purchase from the vegetable vendor!


10. Because our matrimonial ads read like this…


11. And, we have our own interpretation of the English language where we spell things the way we hear and speak them!


The English really should have learnt how to spell from us!
Is there anything that makes you feel Indian’s are “Howlarious” too? Do add to the list by posting in the comments!

Differences Between A Startup And An MNC

When hunting for the perfect job, many people forget to check whether the culture of a company would suit them. Here’s how to figure whether you’re startup material or MNC material….

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Perfect Differences Between A Startup And An MNC

17 Mar

Mugdhaa Banerjee

When hunting for the perfect job, many people forget to check whether the culture of a company would suit them. Here’s how to figure whether you’re startup material or MNC material….

An eye-opener, isn’t it?

7 Quotes From PM Modi’s “Mann Ki Baat”

PM Narendra Modi addressed students of class X and XII, appearing for the board exams this year, through his radio programme Mann Ki Baat. Here’s what he had to say…

Here’s a list of the best inspirational quotes extracted from his speech.
 






(Images Courtesy: CollegeOkPlease.com)

10 Things You Face When You Come To Know Your Ex Has Gotten Committed

These are the things you face once you get to know that your EX has moved on!

We all know the feeling, right?
1. Step 1 : The first thing you check if he or she is cuter than you.

Are they model material? Better looking than you? Or some rip off that reeks of fake Chanel but still not the same!
2. Step 2: You Stalk Them On Facebook!



Where is this new person from, which college and list goes on…..God forbid if you come across any couple pictures of them already. Its *report abuse* straightaway!
3. Step 3: Depression, Major Depression



Why? Because they moved on first and you are still sitting in your pyjamas eating Nutella and watching big boss (oh wait even that ended, don’t worry game of thrones is coming)
4. Step 4 : Complete Avoidance



You hop/skip/jump every time you see them in a public place. Yes this is why they taught athletics at school, so dodge every single glimpse of the happy couple.
5. Step 5: You Ask Their Friends About How Serious Their Relationship Is?

Like hello? What if they send you a wedding invitation tomorrow , you have to be prepared!
6. Step 6: You Keep Refreshing Your Whatsapp


Or FB or Instagram, just to see what status or profile picture they put….
7. Step 7: Getting A Makeover To Make Him / Her Jealous



Time for some self pamering and heading to the salon/spa. Just because you are going to a party where you may run into the happy couple. How can you not put the new Gf/Bf down and look like a million so he knows what he’s missed. And then if you’re broke before the month end- there is always daddy dearest to go to!
8. Step 8: You Start Becoming More Social And Chatting To The Other Sex More.



It’s your time to find your special someone (to show off like duhh!)
9. Step 9: “Lets Be Friends!”


This is one common dialogue every EX will come up with. Chutiyapa is saying ‘Hey! Now it’s just that we have move on, let’s just be friends!’
10. Step 10: ONCE YOU FOUND THE NEW GUY, POSTING PICTURES STATUSES EVERYWHERE.

So the world knows you aren’t the asshole who jumps girls/guys, you are a mature adult who takes their own time to move on and not rush. Obviously.

Things that can ruin your valentine day

Valentine’s Day is around the corner! It’s time to make your date feel special. Here’s a list of things that you should totally avoid doing, this Valentine’s Day…

Warning: Doing any of these things may just totally ruin V-Day for you!
1. Do NOT dress up like a Christmas tree and apply makeup like you apply frosting on a cake.
 
2. Do NOT gift her Please-be-mine Teddy Bears. FYI, she is not in school anymore! She grew up….
 
3. Do NOT feel so overcome with joy and love on Valentine’s Day that you get a Tattoo of your partner’s name all over your body.

4. Surprising your girlfriend by showing up with your MOM because you wish for a “chat mangani pat shaadi thing”... No, not cool…This will then probably be your last date.

5. Do not gift her a pretty dress with Size L when she wears a Size S or vice versa…

6. Do not take her out on a Sports/Action/Last Date…

7. Last but not the least; do NOT forget that its Valentine’s Day or you are damned.

10 Things You Will Definitely See When You Attend A Punjabi Wedding!

It’s wedding season! And when we talk about weddings, how can we not talk about Punjabi weddings. Here’s a list of 10 things that you would notice when you attend a big fat Punjabi wedding.

1) Get ready for a month-long celebration….

And sometimes even more…
2) You will definitely find somebody dancing to the tunes of Mai teri dushman, dushman tu mera and flaunting some real cool naagin moves.

3) All the Punjabi moms will be seen asking their poor kids to get food for them from various stalls!

4) Soni Kudiyaan all around….
 
5) And the search for potential Bahus begins!


6) Spotting the Dulha will always be an easy task.. Obviously with his clearly visible ‘noton ki mala’!


7) “Haaye kinni soni lagdi hai hun, aeda number laa do hun” you will get to hear this dialogue a lot of times from all the matchmaker aunties.



8) Also, a lot of college students (Read: Wedding Crashers) will be detected there for free food.



9) How can we forget the Car-o-bar when we are talking about a Punjabi wedding?



You will see a lot of uncles and even aunties near mama ji or chachaji’s car boot which would be the bar for the night!
10) Joote do, paise lo.. The favorite rasam for the ladki-walas…